Resumes

You're accepting resumes for a new villain in your novel. What are you looking for?
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As the latest applicant's cloak whipped dramatically around the corner after him and the door closed on his maniacal laughter, Etta rested her face in her hands. She'd interviewed three of them already, and was deeply regretting her choice to offer "On the Spot" interviews for this position. Villains. She wished one of them would freeze her in stasis and hold her for ransom just to simplify things. They might even get the job that way.