"Write a letter breaking up with your Writer's Block."
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Dear Writer's Block,
It's probably underhanded to do this in a letter. You deserve better from me, but this is the best I can give you. I really want you to know that it's not you, it's me.
I know we've been together for such a long time, but it's just not working for me. I feel stifled - I need some space to try my own thing.
I'm really sorry to do this to you. We had a good run. I hate to hurt you over something so silly. Sometimes I felt like you didn't understand my need to increase my wordcount. I'm sure sometimes you felt I didn't understand your need for my complete attention. We just weren't very well matched.
I want you to go find someone who's a better fit for you. You're really nice when you try. I'm sure you'll find someone new.
I suppose that this is goodbye, then.
Wishing you all the best,
Elle
Dear Writer's block,
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry it's come to this, but I've decided to run a force un-install to remove you from my desk/computer. It was difficult, you rather like your perch, but it was probably best for both of us.
I wish you well on your solo flight.
*flings block into the air, and it lands, splash! in a well*
In a well? Wow. That breakup didn't end well for WB did it?
DeleteI guess I was in a sadistic mood. :P But he's been hanging around for a while, just...sitting there. He keeps staring at me, it was freaking me out!
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